(Source: milafranco)
I’ll just look at this picture and imagine that Rachel McAdams has finally gotten her life together, reunited with Ryan Gosling, and is pregnant with the cutest Canadian possibly of all time.
She’s actually filming a movie, not pregnant, and still dating Michael Sheen.
Ugh.
Nineteen months of pregnancy and all she has to show for it is a nine-pound, thirteen-ounce baby girl with the name of a middle-aged man.
Congratulations, Maxwell Drew Johnson, and good luck with the rest. At least you aren’t inside Jessica Simpson anymore.